Monday, December 07, 2015

BC Basketball at center of Chipotle E.coli scare

After their listless performance against UMass-Lowell, there were multiple reports of BC Basketball players suffering from food poisoning. Now BC's own medical staff is calling the sickness E.coli and blaming the Cleveland Circle Chipotle as the source of the outbreak. A medical alert was sent to the entire student population.

In fairness to the burrito chain, they are saying there have been no official cases of E.coli in Massachusetts. The State also confirmed that the issues facing the students had yet to be officially classified as E.coli. Chipotle has temporarily closed the Cleveland Circle location for inspection and cleaning.

With ten players suffering from some form of gastrointestinal illness and Eli Carter's ankle still healing, Wednesday's game against Providence seems that much more daunting.

9 comments:

JBQ said...

Thank God. Now, we know the true source of the problem for BC football. The offense has been eating at Chipotle while Ron Brown has been taking the defense out for dinner at McDonald's.

mod34b said...

BC + Chipotle = Holy Shit :-)

Napolean Bonaparte said...

Is it okay to say bad things about Chipotle or would that be anti-Mexican?

mod34b said...

Chipolte News on Cleveland Circle

CT said...

E Coli is serious. Not to be a killjoy, but, hey, nice time for jokes. Said no one. Ever.

Henry K said...

Holy crap...you know we have hit the depths when we are hoping for e coli to explain away our inability to attract ACC level talent.

Napolean Bonaparte said...

We should see if anyone laid off from this Chipolte can hit a jump shot?

mod34b said...

I wonder if the selection committee will take into account our e Coli (so serious!) outbreak if we are a bubble team.

ha ha

it is, however, a brand new excuse for hoops. Very innovative excuse making

Napolean Bonaparte said...

To Henry K - I knew we hit the depths when I started sounding like my mother:

Jesus, Mary and Joseph - they just lost to UMass Lowell

Jesus, Mary and Joseph - they were on the one foot line and couldn't score with 29 seconds to go

Jesus, Mary and Joseph - we are going to wind up in the Patriot League before long.